Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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