Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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