problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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