he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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