My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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