She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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