TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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