i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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