That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hate all girls vehemently.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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