He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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