I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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