Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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