just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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