i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Randomize
