just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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