'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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