Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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