All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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