I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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