you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Found your dick twin last night
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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