Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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