Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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