I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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