I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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