Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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