How'd it feel making her break her religion?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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