Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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