dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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