I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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