she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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