We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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