I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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