we have officially lost it.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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