Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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