to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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