Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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