Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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