I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
