Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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