Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm always down for nudity.
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