Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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