i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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