I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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