super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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