Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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