didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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