i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
just come out here and I will go home with you...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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