i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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