Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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