I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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