Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I intend to get homeless drunk
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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