It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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