i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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