She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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