If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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