nut hugger
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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