So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Randomize
