her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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